What Makes 100%?

Posted on April 16, 2005

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing thatwill put you over the top.

Владимир Путин не бьет баклуши, Он чистит зубы и …

Posted on April 13, 2005

Владимир Путин не бьет баклуши,

Он чистит зубы и моет уши,

Не пьет, не курит, мужик нормальный -

Такой красивый и сексуальный.

Он террористов в сортире мочит…

Не чешет яйца и хуй не дрочит,

Он неизменно пиздит по делу:

У тех - отнимет, на всех - поделит!

Он - светоч мира, оплот свободы!

Грехи отпустит и примет роды!

Слепой прозреет, ослепнет зрячий:

Владимир Путин - не хуй собачий!

Он самый мудрый и самый добрый,

Он - солнцеликий, богоподобный!

Не страшны голод, война, цунами -

Навеки Путин пребудет с нами!

(С) не мой

Peru photos

Posted on April 13, 2005

Peru photos

Alright now you can start praying because only tha…

Posted on April 13, 2005

Alright now you can start praying because only that will help me to pass biology.

In 30 minutes I will have biology exam, wish me lu…

Posted on April 13, 2005

In 30 minutes I will have biology exam, wish me luck ;-)

DigiMemo A501

Posted on April 12, 2005

Oh this is a gadget I really want!

When I take notes on paper I often either loose them or forget were I wrote them..
Using DigiMemo pad you not only write on regular paper (this help you to memorize) but also automatically digitalize it.
So you can keep your lecture notes from last semester in your computer.
Or if you can’t find something you can just sort your notes by date.

And it’s not that expensive, only $119CAN, with taxes.

Now if I will make some money this summer I might buy it.

ACE CAD Product DigiMemo A501

Night Watch

Posted on April 12, 2005

Well I guess it’s official, this summer Fox Lightsearch Pictures will play Night Watch in North America.. Wicked. ;-0

$10,000 for 1965 copy of Electronics Magazine

Posted on April 12, 2005

Moore’s Law, the 40-year-old prediction that computer chip performance would double every year or two, may have found a place in history as an accurate forecast. Original copies of the declaration, however, are lost. And a hunt on eBay has begun.

Intel has posted a $10,000 reward: for 1965 copy of Electronics Magazine”.

So far 0 responses.

HEX is FUN ;-)

Posted on April 11, 2005

Solaris 10
/usr/include/sys/kmem_impl.h
#define KMEM_FREE_PATTERN 0xdeadbeefdeadbeefULL
#define KMEM_UNINITIALIZED_PATTERN 0xbaddcafebaddcafeULL
#define KMEM_REDZONE_PATTERN 0xfeedfacefeedfaceULL

./lvm/md_raid.h
#define RAID_UNMAGIC 0xBADBABE0
#define RAID_PSMAGIC 0xBADBABE1
#define RAID_CSMAGIC 0xBADBABE2
#define RAID_PWMAGIC 0xBADBABE3
#define RAID_BUFMAGIC 0xBADBABE4

./dumphdr.h
#define DUMP_MAGIC 0xdefec8edU /* dump magic number */

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The first 4 bytes of every Java class file has the magic value 0xCAFEBABE

Make More Money

Posted on April 6, 2005

Javalobby has interesting presentation:
Make More Money. It’s should be quite interesting for students who plan to start an IT company.

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